FILE NO. CB/INT/77-FG-MM · OFFICE OF STRATEGIC SYSTEMIC DECAY · RELEASED UNDER DIRECTIVE 12

From the office of strategic systemic decay

Corporate Sabotage Field Guide

Your organization is being sabotaged. By its own best practices.

A field manual for managers, agile coaches, and anyone who suspects the system works exactly as designed — just not in anyone's favor.

From $9.99 on Leanpub.

Cover of Corporate Sabotage Field Guide by Stijn Dejongh
Exhibit A — contents

What's inside

The manual is organized as a field reference, not a pep talk.

ITEM 01

Seven Pillars of Sabotage

The organizing framework behind every technique in the manual — seven categories the Office uses to file its worst ideas.

ITEM 02

50+ sabotage patterns

Field-catalogued by category, each one documented the way a real pattern book would document a good one.

ITEM 03

"Shadow Fern" case study

A narrative operation at Red Ink Incorporated, followed from initiation to its entirely predictable outcome.

ITEM 04

Tactical combination sets

Deployment sequences for when a single pattern isn't quite enough disruption.

ITEM 05

Corporate lingo matrix

A terminology guide for speaking fluent obstruction in any standup.

ITEM 06

Mechanisms of dysfunction

How ordinary corporate practices — peer reviews, KPIs, onboarding — quietly become the Office's most reliable instruments.

Specimen file — advance excerpts

Reading sample

Three specimens from the dossier, released for preliminary inspection.

Table of contents

How to read

Sample field entry

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Exhibit B — field reports

What readers are saying

Funny and painful at the same time. Only a masterpiece book can achieve that.
Gabrijela Hladnik, QA Lead
One of the clearest explanations of how corporations quietly self-destruct.
Tom Jorissen, Software Architect
I implemented just three patterns and my team hasn't delivered in nine months…10/10.
Chet G. Pitee, VP
Personnel file

About the author

Stijn Dejongh is a systems thinker, architect, and quiet coach. He writes about software development, team dynamics, and the intersection of architecture and human behavior, valuing mentorship over management and structural clarity over spectacle.

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Closing directive — procurement memo

File it under required reading

Recognise the patterns before someone deploys the next one on you. Approved acquisition channels below — Leanpub is the recommended route.

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    Kindle e-book — also available in two print editions (paperback & hardcover)

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